I object to Mr.Spoons sucking up to camra and camra promoting Mr.Spoons chain of public houses. Mr.Spoons could do far more to promoting [edit: promote} local, real beer instead and camra should refrain from promoting a s**t pub chain and Mr.Spoons’s associated political agenda (I phrased that politely and the pome may engage artistic licence).

[edit: camra should realise that they can’t promote Mr.Spoons’s crap pubs without also promoting Mr. Spoon’s political agenda. He uses his pub chain to promote his polical views. camra should not be involved.}