I did send an email to @MI5.gov.uk

(and by the way I’m sorry that I took the piss a bit when you were first appointed)

They know me anyway

Oh not him again

W’eve got his emails since emails were invented

and before that


Hi Jonothan ;)


later: I’ve met some of your guys cos I used to live in Lundun

When can we have the party?

Is before your time Jonothan, I got in there very drunk with a barrister’s wig on, Anyway they just said get out. Actually. they said climb over the gate.

I got into MI5 drunk as a c**t

From the bridge is easy

please do em for em

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