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Richard Branson’s Necker Island is open to NHS workers and Socialists for holidays. While it would normally cost you vast amounts to stay at this luxury, f*** o** resort reserved for the super rich, I have arranged an exclusive deal to all those opposed to the privatisation of the NHS. No need to book – just turn up. This deal has not been negotiated on the basis that the slightly bearded twat is asking for it – you’re into privatise, we make public.
Boasting vast shit for the super-rich, it is open to all since it is an island. Just turn up and enjoy ;)
Arrival 1st January – 31st December 2016
From $78,000 per night for up to 34 guests ($2,294 per person per night)
That’s not the price for NHS workers and Socialists of course – just enjoy and piss off the people paying $78,000 a night. Oops looks like the price has dropped – it’s not that exclusive any more. Extra points if you dress up as a pirate [ed. or better still a privateer ;) * ] and post your invasion on youtube.
*Privateers were pirates for the government
ed : Correction, a pirate since pirates actually followed democratic principles and the slightly bearded one would be the privateer.
ed: I wonder how difficult it is to take this island – like pirates do.
Anyway, it appears legal to dance up the high water mark.
I’d like to do that (and totally incidentally piss off the $78,000 a night super-rich).
Beach rave at Necker Island?
ed: Come to think of it, I think that I may enjoy pissing off the super-rich at every opportunity. That sounds like really good fun.
ed: I’ve seen some of it. I’ve seen a string quartet in Claridges and been to many other super-rich hotels in London. I’ve stolen/eaten/stolen caviar before a super-rich banquet – really tasty actually. I’ve loudly abused a super-rich one in a brand new Porsche with an extremely super-rich personalised number plate.
ed: It should be recognised that the super-rich have done nothing to achieve their status – rather they have been born with a silver spoon or two in their mouths.
ed: I’ve also encountered twat concierges (dressed-up sucking-up-to-rich doormen) at the Ritz (he was a total arse), at the Hyde Park Hotel and even at Harrods. The real butler was of course Ian Blair (a total arsehole). Can you please kick him for me?
25/4/16 The Bullingdon club of the super-rich abused and humiliated people for not being super-rich. Former members of the Bullingdon Club include the Conservatives British PM David Cameron, Chancellor Gideon Osborne and London Mayor Boris Johnson. Their abuse was premeditated and as a gang.