An onaquietday.org exclusive
Richard Branson’s Necker Island is open to NHS workers and Socialists for holidays. While it would normally cost you vast amounts to stay at this luxury, f*** o** resort reserved for the super rich, I have arranged an exclusive deal to all those opposed to the privatisation of the NHS. No need to book – just turn up. This deal has not been negotiated on the basis that the slightly bearded twat is asking for it – you’re into privatise, we make public.
Boasting vast shit for the super-rich, it is open to all since it is an island. Just turn up and enjoy ;)
Arrival 1st January – 31st December 2016
From $78,000 per night for up to 34 guests ($2,294 per person per night)
That’s not the price for NHS workers and Socialists of course – just enjoy and piss off the people paying $78,000 a night. Oops looks like the price has dropped – it’s not that exclusive any more. Extra points if you dress up as a pirate [ed. or better still a privateer ;) * ] and post your invasion on youtube.
*Privateers were pirates for the government
ed : Correction, a pirate since pirates actually followed democratic principles and the slightly bearded one would be the privateer.
ed: I wonder how difficult it is to take this island – like pirates do.
Anyway, it appears legal to dance up the high water mark.
Although the land on the island is entirely privately owned, under British Virgin Islands law, all beaches up to the high-water mark are Crown land, and are open to the public.
I’d like to do that (and totally incidentally piss off the $78,000 a night super-rich).
Beach rave at Necker Island?
ed: Come to think of it, I think that I may enjoy pissing off the super-rich at every opportunity. That sounds like really good fun.
ed: I’ve seen some of it. I’ve seen a string quartet in Claridges and been to many other super-rich hotels in London. I’ve stolen/eaten/stolen caviar before a super-rich banquet – really tasty actually. I’ve loudly abused a super-rich one in a brand new Porsche with an extremely super-rich personalised number plate.
ed: It should be recognised that the super-rich have done nothing to achieve their status – rather they have been born with a silver spoon or two in their mouths.
ed: I’ve also encountered twat concierges (dressed-up sucking-up-to-rich doormen) at the Ritz (he was a total arse), at the Hyde Park Hotel and even at Harrods. The real butler was of course Ian Blair (a total arsehole). Can you please kick him for me?
25/4/16 The Bullingdon club of the super-rich abused and humiliated people for not being super-rich. Former members of the Bullingdon Club include the Conservatives British PM David Cameron, Chancellor Gideon Osborne and London Mayor Boris Johnson. Their abuse was premeditated and as a gang.